Bill Fagerbakke (Parents / Toddlers / Marcie / Twin Dad / Gorilla / Evil Orphans / Pedestrians / Pizza Thug 1 / Worm / Prison Guard 1 / Patrick Star), Dana Snyder (Parents / Toddlers / Lollipop Dad / Evil Orphans / Pedestrians / Prison Guard 2 / GrandPat Star), Cree Summer (Evil Orphans / Pedestrians / Evil Nun / Old Lady / Bunny Star), Jill Talley (Parents / Toddlers / Toddler 2 / Toddler 1 / Lollipop Kid / Mom 1 / Evil Orphans / Pedestrians / Baby / Squidina Star), Thomas F. Wilson (Evil Orphans / Pedestrians / Cecil Star), Bob Joles (Man Ray), Tom Kenny (Parents / Toddlers / Toddler / Flamethrower Toddler / Twins / Ouchie / Evil Orphans / Pedestrians / Pizza Thug 2 / Pizza Guy / Warden / French Narrator), Sirena Irwin (Parents / Toddlers / Toddler 3 / Twin Mom), Colin Borden (Albert Stardime)