Bill Fagerbakke (Crowd / Ham Soldier / Hot Dog Caller / Elephant / Commercial Kid / Kid #2 / Little Patricks / Bug Patrick / Pat-Tron / Pat the Hapless / Cave Patrick / Patrick Star), Jill Talley (Ladies / Crowd / Princess Ham Hock's Kiss / Princess Ham Hock / Mourner Lady / Guest Lady #2 / Squidina Star), Carlos Alazraqui (Old People / Wheelchair Old Man / Kid #1 / Timmy's Dad), Dee Bradley Baker (Crowd / Horse #2 / Greasy / Sir Frankfurter / Old People / Mourners / Lawnies / Kids / Guests / Beast / Fancy Man / Guest Guy #1), Grey Griffin (Mourner Lady #2 / Fancy Woman / Timmy's Mom), Kate Higgins (Mourners / Girl / Guest Lady), Sirena Irwin (Mourners / Old People / Lawnies / Kids / Guests / Mourner Old Lady / Mom / Helen the Felon / Lady Upturn), Tom Kenny (Crowd / Priest / Horse #1 / Prince Shmeat / Old People / Mourners / Lawnies / Kids / Guests / Old Man Walker / Timmy / Clown), Rodger Bumpass (Crowd / Vendor / Lightbulb / King Pork Chop), Danny Giovannini (Tofu Todd)