Dan Castellaneta (Barney Gumble / Monsignor Daly / Itchy Jr. / Itchy / Academy Award Playhouse Announcer / Hyman's Friend / Man on PartyLine / Homer Simpson / Krusty The Klown), Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson), Nancy Cartwright (Mother / Bart Simpson), Yeardley Smith (Lisa Simpson), Hank Azaria (Moe Szyslak / Caller / Martian / Apu Nahasapeemapetilon / Chief Wiggum), Harry Shearer (Stage Manager / Rabbi / Yiddle's Clerk / KBBL Host / Reverend Lovejoy / Scratchy Jr. / Scratchy / Rowdy Rabbi / Man Seeking Advice #2 / Man Seeking Advice #1), Doris Grau (Waitress), Pamela Hayden (Milhouse Van Houten / Lois Pennycandy), Tress MacNeille (PartyLine Voice), Jackie Mason (Rabbi Hyman Krustofski)