Seth MacFarlane (Bell's Friend / Hank the Toilet / John Merrick / Phineas / Octopus / Bill Clinton / Captain Seamus / Carter Pewterschmidt / Tom Tucker / Glenn Quagmire / Stewie Griffin / Brian Griffin / Peter Griffin), Barclay DeVeau (Uma Thurman), Alex Borstein (Linda Tripp / Barbara Pewterschmidt / Lois Griffin), Roy Scheider (Roy Scheider), Wally Wingert (Barnaby), Conway Twitty (Himself), Mila Kunis (Meg Griffin), Mike Henry (John Herbert / Cleveland Brown), Danny Smith (Sunflower / Doctor / Guy with Laptop #1), John Viener (Man in Suit #1 / Guy with Laptop #2 / Alexander Graham Bell / The Thing)