Trey Parker (Trey Parker / Hat McCullen / Party Host / Man at Premiere #3 / Man at Premiere #1 / Lawrence Kasdan / Excess Hollywood Presenter / Man in Crowd #5 / Security Guard #1 / Steven Spielberg / Ted Koppel / Skeeter / Mr. Tweek / Trailer Voice Over / Eric Cartma), Matt Stone (Matt Stone / Man at Premiere #2 / Man in Crowd #4 / Security Guard #2 / Man in Crowd #3 / Man in Crowd #2 / George Lucas / Man in Crowd #1 / Tweek Tweak / Ticket Clerk / Kyle Broflovski), Mona Marshall (Crowd Vocals), Eliza Schneider (Woman in Crowd), Isaac Hayes (Chef)