Trey Parker (Michael Chertoff / Director's Assistant / Soldier #2 / Mr. Garrison / Stung Man / Man in Crowd #2 / Chris Stotch / Senator / Government Official #1 / News Reporter / Connor / Pilot #1 / Randy Marsh / Eric Cartman / Stan Marsh), Anthony Sant'Anselmo (Startled Townsfolk), Matt Stone (Director / Man Outside / Man in Store / Man in Crowd / Second News Reporter / Butters / Soldier #1 / Government Official #2 / Pilot #2 / Craig Tucker / Kenny McCormick / Kyle Broflovski), Mona Marshall (Linda Stotch), April Stewart (Woman in Store / Shelly Marsh / Sharon Marsh)