Trey Parker (Policeman / Purgatory Captain / David Carradine / Patrick Swayze / Ed McMahon / Michael Jackson / Doctor Phillips / Pediatric Doctor / Jason Hawes / TV Announcer / Man in Infomercial #1 / Therapist / Billy Mays / Eric Cartman / Stan Marsh), Matt Stone (Adam Goldstein / Walter Cronkite / Grant Wilson / Man in Infomercial #2 / Gerald Broflovski / Kenny McCormick / Kyle Broflovski), Mona Marshall (Beauty Pagent Announcer / Sheila Broflovski), April Stewart (Farrah Fawcett / Judge / Heidi's Mother / Brandy's Mother / Jessica's Mother / Purgatory Hostess / Ghost / Ghost Hunters Woman), Sebastian Yu (Ike Broflovski)